I was getting tired of going to restaurants, ordering a coke, and then getting the one question every coke drinker dreads: “Is Pepsi okay?” No, motherfucker. Pepsi is NOT okay. It’s an inferior product consumed by inferior people. It’s not okay and it never will be. Now go get me a coke, goddamnit!
If you’re like me and you’re just plain sick of answering, you can tell these restaurants how you feel by sporting the ‘Um, no… Pepsi is not ‘okay’’ t-shirt, available on my teepublic shop now.